Talking to Nobody: Conversations with a Poker Bot

This is post #5 in an ongoing series of articles about my work as a poker bot developer.

One of the best parts about watching a bot in action is reading what your opponents say to it during the course of the game.

Most of the time it’s a simple “nh” (nice hand), “gg” (good game), “gl” (good luck”), or “ul” (unlucky”), but every now and then you come across an opponent who chats the damn entire time. If I was around, noticed it, and was in the mood, I tried to respond, but usually I simply ignored it.

What follows is a collection of chat logs from every opponent I played during the course of 2008 with the hand histories removed. Remember these are heads up games, so there’s no doubt they’re talking to me.

You’ll notice when I did respond it was usually a quick one or two word answer, which I had to do because part of the way the bot worked was that it constantly switched from one table to the next to check if it was its turn to act, so in order to respond I had to either stop the bot or respond very quickly; most of the time I chose the latter.

A common complaint by my opponents was how slowly I acted. This was deliberate, not the result of tedious calculations behind the scenes. I figured a normal person when playing three tables at once (which was the bot’s normal rate) would be somewhat slow too, and tried to keep it the same with the bot.

Without further adieu, here’s what people said to the poker boy. Enjoy.

One last note: New paragraphs indicate new opponents.

what is koan a gay name
wosse

gg
lol

nh
gl

nh
me: ul

nh
this would be sick

g.call

stepped away

no bet??
bye

what a idiot
tx for all raises
SLOW LY DYING
BYE

sick lol
me: :)
me: gg

riv again
river again

what took you so long to call

like what the **** manb
this site is riged

gg

puzzy
scumbag

nh

me: ul

jammer

me: ty bud

back in da game

geluk
me: :)
me: unlucky

sorry I am having comp. problems

gg
me: i have chips, thx
good job not pushing me al in]
i thought you wre gonna
me: k
what you have
me: kq
ic
gg

nh

ty
ty
ooops
oooops
lol

how can you bloxk statistics on your account on sharkscope?
me: email em
you did that?
me: ya
thx
nice
;)
gg

ty
u cant win
u cant beat me
i told u u cant beat me lol

63

an
?
lol
gg

its not over

your brutal. flush on board. good job

gg

wow, i thought you had it
nice

u idiot

LOL NH
nh
n1

u must kidding me
UPSETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

lol

nice call thanks
me: np

whatever

me: nh

so ur gonna go all in all the time

FCKN BSSSSS
WHATEVER
OK
lol
BSHTTTTTTT
UN FCKN REAL
FCKN BSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
me: seeya
me: ggz

nhs

me: rtyy

me: seya
me: doh
me: t

nh

lol??

gl
30 minut im going to resturant! please move..
omg
call my all in?
this torunament is slow slow slow
me: you whine a lot
ok?
call my all in?
this torunament is slow slow slow
me: you whine a lot
ok?
allin?

wow
me: :)

lucky

gg

noooo
a a

gl

good fold

nh
wow
nice fish
nh gg

nh

ya ok

go al in already
all that and you fold
gg

gg

sick

good luck

how many lives do you have ?

Tough game
****

nerd
hahahahaha
jij ben gek man

do u know how many hours it is with train from amsterdam to london ?

oiiiii
cum on luv

come on dutchman
ik heb niet de hele nacht.
ich habe nicht alle nacht
je n’ai pas toute la nuit
me: not german
rotterdam isnt in germany
american?
ohio?
me: ?
califoria?
texas?
hackensack
irvington
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
z
z
me: 8
me: 8
me: 8
me: 8
good night
damn
me: lucky

comon???
me: go?
hev
me: ?
ok

me: gg

wake up dude
me: calm yoself
i am trying
i need a shot right now

me: nh?

gl

come on
?????????????????????????????????????
What are you doing.. you wasting my time

play

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
cmon
lets play,donk
me: 8
me: 8
me: 8

nh

me: lol

zzzz
cmon…

me: gl
zzzzzzzz

????????????????????????
me: s_

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
fack connection or what?????????
me: ya
me: its crapping out
river
like me before

aooooooohhh!!!!!!
me: sry my connection is terrible today

tzzzzzzzzzzzzz

me: cc/,

me: JT
53cl
missed-it-all
6-2-kills-me
u-got-32
g1

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
lol
lol
lol
lol
man u r getting played
lol lol lol lol9 in a row falke

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
play please
****

good luck

you nare so slow, ohhh well

lol
ur a clown
i sucked out
lol
sorry
i didnt mean to fold

gg

QQ
hope u had it
A5?
hence no raise

u got straight
Q no good?
pretty coin flip
and you had to think why?
how did it take so long to call?
crazy?
lol
and you had to think why??????????????????????
such a bad player

***cer
*******
f.u.c.k.e.r
hahahahahaa
loser
loser
loser
loser
loser
loser
loser
loser
loser
loser
loser
loser
loser
loser
loser
loserl
loser

gl

no ****ing way
me: ul
me: ha

sorry here now
hello
again
it’s 1-1

Zzzzzzzzzzzzz…….

ohne des wird was
haha

me: maybe i win this time

gay

me: rigged
multitabling?

nice :)
nice

what happened

me: value city
?
what does that mean?

u r sooooo slow..

FRENCH
me: vgg
me: lloll
me: ****ty game
me: gogogog me
GOOD GAMES

me: gl here
damn 1-10
a*
me: no way
me: lucky
me: omg
gg

me: biggest comeback ever

why yu’re not on sharkscope ?
me: =/

me: gg tho

me: owned

lol

me: whats out record
me: we played a lot

lol
me: 4 outer for you sir
sir???

me: wow

where r u from

nice call
me: ty
me: gg

oh jesus, come one
nh
zzzzzzzzzzz

wake up

all in or nothing…lol
you can’t play after the flop can you

hahah;0

4
this is funny
gg

lol
damn river
lol
lol
lol
lucker³³³
lol

could u beat that
wow nh

wtf
haha
lol

GOOD GAME

me: nh

ty

oh **** didnt even see that
me: wow
bs
lol
nh

me: ow

me: twice now
me: suckout ame
please, lol you haven’t seen bad beats………you know what my win ratio is with pocket kings???? 3 / 17
cold decks all around

gg

lol

nh
nh
nh
nh
nh

goodbye
terminated

ouch

so gross

joke

me: nh!

nh

2 out of 3

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
whats up???????????????ßß
hey

gg

it’s just a game
nh
me: lol
nh
gg

nh

nh

how did i know?!!!!
opps
nh
gg

lol
scared?
I have full house
LOL
that’s SICK
LOL
hahahahah
sick

hahahaha
now what?
full house
QQQ TT
LOL

AA
sick

afraid ?

a mulato!!………

me: lol

me: lol
me: 54?

river river
luckydevil

fold alreafy

omg
bad player
bluffer

+

haha
hehe:D
me: n1
thnx
n1
sorry man

good bet

n1
really had the 4?
nice

that was pretty lucky for me at the other table, gg

happens to me all the time
site is ****ed
gg

joke

nh

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

luck

me: ul

wow

can u play faster please…it is turbo
u suck
and are very annoying

gg

hahaha

kk?
lol
nice river
road runner
me: thats what u get for donking into me
w/ my two pair?
idiot
nice bet
lol
27
lol
bye idiot

lol gg

nh
this game really annoys the hell oy of me
wot all the time

lol….nice fold
gg

ng
nh
very nice
nh

*****
****er
lololol

AGAIN!

gh

nice start

doh

nh

OH YEAH GOOD LUCK
KEEP BULLYING
AINT GONNA GET U ANYWHERE
SWEET
HOW U FEEL NOW BULLY
HOW COME NO RAISE EVERY HAND NOW/
GOOD GAME. CHUMP.. LMAO…LOLOLOLOL…

10 hands, no flop – Nice
lol

wow ur sorry
betting and raising with a king high
play king high this hand
pu s sy
lol
U ARE THE ULTIMATE PU S S Y

show me
you cards

lol
gg

nh

ive got 2/8 at least 10 times

full house on th3e flop
all the time a flop with the same cards
and again
what is going on here wih the flops

quad
kk?

lol
gg

hehe
hehe

ALLEZ
BOUGE TON CUL
GROSSE PUTE

where is mt. laurel???pü
so

fast please
fast please
fast please
fast
fast
fast please

me: lol

+
LOL
FROM==50
me: i knw
KKIK
KK
K
KKK
KKKKKK
KKKKKKK
KK
K
K
K
K
K
K
KK
K

u got snow

of course

are ya starting to sweat
lol

rivered

gg

nh
cmon im all in in the dark
ouch
h
nh
wrong moment

a licker
lol
* *
F U

nice call
c on

nh

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
play men
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
alter spiel
zzzzzzzzz
zzzzz
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
zz
z
z
z
z
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
z
z
z
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zzzz
z
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z
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z
z
z
z
z
z
z
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z
z
z
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzz
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
zg
trg
tgt
hgt
ght
hgththt
………………….
spiel du peenne
sssssss
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
w
w
w
w
e
f
v
e
ev
espiel du penner
waht the **** thinking u???
play men

lol
great call

call
or
fold
79
wanna blast my lyst money

up against aa
bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
lol

nh

THAT WAS BS
NH

why do u play 6d? uv played over 4k games

???
cmon man play
imm out
dont like wiating
nerving ,yself

nh

gg

gud call

nh
i will win this tho
here it comes
yes
yes

bluffing and hittin
i could womate
wtf
jokerstars

slow down
wtf
ur a fkin jackoff
lol

turbo man

love y

not in dan`s house

gg
ooooo

nice one
i got lucky
wow, nice

wow

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
why so slow?

omg playyyyyyyyyyyyy

play

how ?
WHAT ARE U DOING I DONT GET U
A2

ofcourse

i played u just be4 aye?

lol
bleed slow
nh
you blew it
lol
lol
6 against aa
lol
lol
5 times ive beat you
lol
bye

no, just **** out the wife
pi mp
i need to stop running
can’t keep eyes open lately
you talk to kelly jones at all
about saturday
possible cookout
she just told me yesterday
was supposed to tell everyone at DC last night
i forgot
chris requested the lime drink
i am gonna make a pitcher
you guys around
4 oclock
bring your own stuff to grill
from here
bodog called me today
apologized for the confusion
released my money
i cashed it out
now they are offering 100% match
but, i don’t have a way to get it in there
here?
i am screwed at BD
??
on the 3
in that case
i am just going to say screw the whole thing
and not pay you crap
i don’t have but 75 or so here
you dont need any at FT
good
thinking year end
same terms as your loan?
i gave you a discount
you on FT

Dude
Come on

sup?
lol

computer ?
computer “

straight kill me

n1

ive made 62 bucks since we played last you?
you really suck
you REALLY SUCK
lol
you suck
lol
bye

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2+2=4

u back ?

helluva chase
lol
hack

your fun to play with

me: u’ll win

lets go

talented, eh?

gbye

jack
had three queens

wtf man!
*****
wow

nh
lol

ha

sorry

nj?

n1

n1

get real

play a little faster plxz

lol puss

okK
ahahaha
KQ

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

unbelievable read
respect
me: ty
i had an ace beat…………………

oh come on
80 chips
to see if i had it
i woulda called with anything

?
any day

last time i fold

lucky

i hope this game is finished fast…….
what a bad player you are
f. your game…………
wate for a king or a a. s. s
ohhhh a king ???
jep a king player …….

zzzzzzzzzzzz
what a hassle

sorry

you must be stupid
hey im sorry

k
k
k
k
lucky

nice bluff

good game
lol
me: :)
unreal
me: haha
dont worry, i am sure u will get it back in a min

me: nh
nh
what come on
you are a poor poker player

thanx for the 6 bux tool!
wow u are terrible
with a capitol T

hurry mr. chicken head
kakkakakka

nh
me: now you get queens’
me: lol

always the same
cant wn today
win

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

zzz
cmon
zzzz
all in
gg

nh
nh

comon
grow some balls
play a fcukin hand

WHERE YOU FROM?
do you wach the hockey game

so predictable
gg

NICE COMEBACK

me: lol

gg

nh
nh

hurry p dik
me: multitabling
me: sry
i know assssss

thats the third time u ‘ve folded on the flop i had pocket kings
pu$$y
u know my cards huh

lol
lol
lol
lol

don’t take so long…either in or out…
man u r sooo slow…
about time..

hey i have to go…im sure you have me beat on this

nh

nice bet
great bet

nice
gg

idiot
lol
lol
typical

NJ?
?

gg

hihihi

k
ok
kk?
on the river, always, lol

me: agg

the result I expected

nc

gg

gl have friend watching/ is why Im showing cards
f…ing river

is there any for your slow play?

what do you here
me: what

nh :-)

interesting

nh

hmmmmmmmmm

didnt i play u last night

nh

ur really easy to take outta of a POT

good 1

***
seriously?

nh

nh

come on

gg

good hand

lucky
crazy all time the same here
call and win

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
playing with u is so boring.unbelievable.

go faster
im sorry
but i promised i would play basket ball with my dauthter
**daughter

i felt so tired.lets play like u and wait for the aces.

nh
to sellGG

when du u want to play cards?

me: brothers
u have violated the heisenberg uncertainty principle !!!

lol

hi

me: whats lol
me: i lol you
me: pos
sry

gg

i mean i’ll still win
because you’re no good

yawn

A 3

:))))

sorry, but ure to slow. go all in

your so ****ing lucky

sorry

lol

lol
you havent changed
lol
you still suck
lol
lol
what absolute luck
i will still beat you

bull again
u are not gettin this round
nice suck out

aaaaaaaaa
f…

hey i’m here
nice hand

gg

sorry but i must take ur money
nice
Q
wow

dominatedd

ZZZZZZZZZZ
play men

dan gonna make some action !
dan kicks you out !
again….
don´t mess the best man !
ty
now it`s time to kick your ***
yes
zzzz

Hello

hi

lol

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
play men
……………………………………
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
cheaqter
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
z
playyyyyyyyy men
??
play men

you will lose this game

I jus wanr u
won 17 in a row
the man before u cost me over 2 hours
damn he was qa hard one
and he was just like: I KICK U..
u kno?
i HAD 120 against him, and won in 4 rounds
thx
vvvnh
me: ty
sorry
lucky
its urs
come on
haha
ur a good one
I see that
Im a pro
learn from me
not anything u think
u kno
Im really a pro
but
hmm
forget it
u gamble good
vvvvvn
u hav eme
haha
very good
damn
haha
very good
damn
but u have great hands, dont u?
and u fold the right way
like a pro
very good
me: ?
me: gotta play aggro short stacked
haha
damn

i hope you win then i can never put one more cent on this site again
****in joke
had [pocket kings

i hate playing u
i mean HATE
i think ur a computer program

sorry
i dont’ like to lose or win like that
me: it happens
me: a lot
nice call

?

yes
yes
yesss

rererere\

me: no

i know was jokin

me: =)
a kaon is a nuclear particle in physics i guess it does not have a realtion to your screenname
me: not really
me: just a name
ok….. but a kaon is a famous particle
me: i know

ahahhahah
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzz
zzzzzz
zzzz
zzzz
zzz
zzzzzz

nh
nh

nh

gg

why ufr
nice j

oh no kaon
you thinkig so much fpr the palying
****
play men
play men
play men

me: sorry
me: that was nasty
me: not this time
sorry
me: fair
me: what goes around
me: comes around
wish it was that fair most of the time
me: thats poka
me: itll be over soon
me: u prob win
me: ya
me: 96o
me: gogogog
me: c
me: c
me: c
me: c
me: kik
me: lol
me: maybe i win?
me: not over
me: haha
me: 7
me: 7
me: 7
me: sigh
me: unbelievable
lol
me: maybe never end
me: 55
me: haha
me: most bad beats ever in a game
me: see
sorry

nh

lucky ***
2500 chips vs 500 and this is how you play?

me: back for more eh

mug
you complete moron
your online stats say it all
fIsH
coc
fish
where did you learn to play poker??
nursery?
coc
mug
lol
your pathetic
:->

dsfdsf
dsf

is good

is your mouth open to idiot

nh

jj
llo

me: u dont give up
no u dont
lol
dont raise
i’ll move in
just give up and gimme ur money

nice bet
great call STUPID

cmon man
what are u doing man
stop folding

nh
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzz

no other play?
yawn
bored

me: …

Hi, good luck
good bet
nh

me: maybe

terimah kasih

TT

u r here just to fold
free chips
lol
u r so boring
* *
the blinds will crush u soon

good call
nh

???
buyer beware
nice catch fishy
and another fine catch for the fish
my turn
lucky girl
b/s
do the fish ALWAYS win here?|
nope
go fish
just dump a bunca chips on it
and p/s will do the rest
as usual
buy
fish
catch
repeat

juega rapido loco
play fast azhole
you will die
your chips will be mine
uuuuuaaaajajajajaja
you’ll die
:D
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
die
die

tight
you are
:P

this time i’m gonna take you!!!!!!!!!1

faster please
me: nh
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
too slow

nh
gl

gb

nr

n
me: ;)

nh

me: lol

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
pfff second time
amazing

good grief all day long
wow

y are u so slow
COME ONE
COME ON
SLOW SLOW SLOW SLOW
jeus christ man
jesus
a
b
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
l
m
n
o
p
q
r
s
t
u
v
w
r
x
y
z
me: whats your problem
me: many tables
me: so calm down
nah
ur too slow
its heads up for god sake

come on
hosenscheißer
me: ?
bist ein richtiger

nh

hurensohn

wow
me: ok then

l

zzz
zzz
zzz
what takes you so long

topsy turvy game!

u did that the first time aswell
but i respect that
i have to say man at fist i thought you were a fish but your not bad

me: ill get you
i´ll see

e

good move im impressed

come on its a turbo
gg

DAM

nh

nh

swoop

u need to play quicker
wow speed it the **** up

nh
lol

nh
not letting u river me again !

you bluff any
kanker
tjaa
2 pair hoor

me: aj’
me: nh
thx

daiiiiiiiiiii

NICE SICK

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

nice coll

bluff

zzzzzzzz

hello

nh

so rediclious bull****
show

yuck
ha
you are soo bad
sooo bad
thank you

waw
attand moi
ton eleve
ha ha
oui metre

you bluff 2 much

sorry

qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

gg
lol

very nice
nice

hum
I fold pair of K

gl
me: gl

lol
was not a strong hand

do you speak english?
hurry and loose
ur so slow
bye
gg
gg

just call

u r shi.t

ty

gh

oi

gh
gh
gg
wow
gg

hi gl
me: gl
me: gl
me: gl
me: gl
me: gl
gl

nh

bye

lol
wow u must be getting great cards

nice call

hmm
u bluff?
me: no
me: :)
me: nh
me: too bad no 5 for me

me: owned
luck

me: :)

me: )
Q
sick
FFFF
lol

me: u win
lol
me: lol
me: uh
once more and im back, lol
ok, lets try
sorry
me: =)
hmmm
hmmm
k9
think i had u
lol
lol
lol
gg

WELCOME BACK

GOIN FOR IT
not like vegas tho

my name is **** andyure name is * * * * *

u LUCKY f*CK

how much does it cost do disable your stats
kaon how much
n

funny
why did u give me odds to chase flush earlier
wat happens wen it hits.. ur crippled
borin
sigh
so gay if u have the 3
ha
terrible

haha
just fold
sick
f
WTF?
I got full house!
yeye!
wooo hooo
puke
sick

ouch
gg

Cards Anyone

WHEW
DUMB ***

lol

gl man
have fun
me: gl

nh

hold
hold
6
****ing Q7…hahahaha
K
6

n
:)

??

nh

j 2
u like to bluff eh
me: dont u
not in hu
na
nice call
thats why i donlt bluff lol
a 9 i had
j
even steven
big blinds now
nh
kq here
gg
this hand
yuck
gg
gg

bad flops
over bet obvv
what u have aa or kk
pick one
should have slow rolled me
this is my house baby
your mine
game time wwwweeeeeeeeeeee
bluff
play one more after this
ill winn that way
gg
gg
gg
gg

hurry up

2-8
:(
come on
:(
og
omg
lol
all in
looooooool haha
omgomgomgomgogmgogmogmogmo
lalalalala
llalalal
alalal
come on mate
all in soon
not just bet
all in
and you got it

wow just better cards
again raises and gets an ace to fall
wow you just getting better cards
wow owrst hand in the deck and still hit
wow hit every time
well played

ho e dAI
hahahahahahahhahahahaah
haahhaahahahaa
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
me: what
ahhahahahahahaahahaahahahahhaahahahahahah
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa+
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
mmjvhbkhgcgckvhglkb
jhgffhhvxgfxdfhkfg
hiddbebasao
hahahahahahaahhhahahahah

im about to beat u for the 3rd time now lol
how much have u lost today kid
or u going back and fourth
up and down
kq clubs
can’t
nh
should have never called that big bet
wow im getting hands kid
ak aq kk aa
gg
gg

me: playing a bunch of tables
me: srry about any slowness
oic
its fine
u like playing me or what
we keep playing each other
brb
bathroom
me: helps me get better
what u mean
playing me
gg
one more

sry inet connection was broke

lol knew it

bad play by me
good catch

gg

wow

come on dude, play faster!
plz, play faster
solajma
PLAY FASTER THANKS!

ace woulda been nice one time, lol nh

U ON AUTO FOLD?
NB
NB
U PLAY CRAP AND GET LUCKIE
FOOL
URCRAP

THIS HAS BEEN HAPPENING TO ME ALL NIGHT
THE SUCKOUTS R UNREAL
F’ING UNREAL

lol
lol
lol
r u going to make a comeback?
lol

gg

1 pair all game

rescpect my biug
stupid
jaja
respect

o ya

please quicker man

me: me

hahahahaha
me: got me

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
6 lento come i biacchi

hmmz
well done

sorry

vn

1 card wonder
nice 1st round
about even

GO
GO!!!!

-h-
helo
llo
hello
where is laurel
he
hola
hallo
ciao holla
guten tag
arsch
blöder
call
depp
wow
nice mouve
hello
stronzo
me: lose already?
me: bye
me: :)
me: 7
me: 7
me: 77

ooopppsss

again
***er
justice!
nh

have to say gg
enjoyable

wow
pff
tanulj meg te nyomi
hahaha
hahahaha
hahaha
hahaha
idiota donkeys
hahahaha
hahahah
hahaha
haha
donkey
bye
lucky

nh

nh


Oh the suspense

??/

THAT WAS SOME 2 CARDS

lucky

nh

You connection must be really slow if you time out on each round
You have got to be kidding with this slow play
NH

your an up tight *******

u lose

if you win ill meet you on rt.38

by

sorry phone

U LUCKY SOB

???
you stink

I wish I could see your face
LOL

WOW

lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
nh

lucky

why do you like
3betting me so much
?

yo
see me in other tourney?
see in 25 tourney?
gg man

gg

fast play ?
play faster

?

gg

remember me?

g2g right away
all in from here
after this hand

gg

sry
it appears to be death to get it in with the best hand

rais rais
noo rais
all in
ok

lol

faster please

what takes you so long

talk about luck

gg…

nh

lol
ty^^
gg…

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

gg

well played, i would have spent more if it was me
ok, game on…speed up though pls
i dont think im enjoying your company
pushy

gg
gg

zzzzzzzz

u suck
xfbn cgm,

hand?

big and sexyyy

vnh

why r u slow

nh

big fish

lame
ur lucky
u play like an idiot
CUN…T

fish
:->
ywn
gg

harsh i love 33 lol

mothr****rr

me: lol’

gg
me: no
gg

hard to bluff us fishies
ow
nh
gg

play mennnnnnnnnnplayyyyyyyyyy
……
————-
………………
play men
……………………….
…………
……..
tik tak tika tik

sorry comp froze

me: you fold way too much
me: just do it already
me: comon
me: gogogog
me: =/
me: haha
me: you call with that
me: seeya

why do u raise every hand?
ok u can piss off now
ur just ***n me off
wtf man
u are a **** stop playing like a freakn amature

n c
lol
omg

u gonna play some hands ne time soon
ur the biggest biiitch ive ever playhed
ur hittin the board evertime

gg

queen high call?
that wont work everytime:)
ill catch you eventually

I got k j

me: 5
me: 5
me: 5
me: 5
me: 5
me: i’ll take it
me: you cant win
me: ;(
me: 58o
me: 74′
me: soon
me: k2
me: ooops
me: big nowwx
me: booooooom
me: all in
me: good odds
me: so many outs

lucky idiot
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
took you long enough
me: computer frozen
ahh thats frustrating :/
jooooke
omg
youre horrible
idiot
me: luck
yeah and bad skill by you

me: gg

call

you’re a fat kid

play men
,,,,,
….

playyyyyyyyyyyy

nh
lol

good folddddd

f

oh nooo KAON
me: we play a lot
me: and i think you are a luck sack
i not want to play with you next time
sorry
you play so much slow
how old are you?
you play so slow
me: lots of tables
me: thats why
me: srry
i dont want to play with you next ttime

…..
……………
…..

ure tight
gg

zzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzz

crappiest hands ever lucky u
crap crap crap crap
next descent cards all uin
**** it imout
cant take it all in everytime
its urs

lol not yet
nh

lol

nh
gg

té une graine

jgyjhk
;;

where are the face cards

wtf
cant believe this
worst player ever

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

i lied
again
i lied
kk
good one

vn
vn

echt?? ich gugg noch zu
gsieh
r
schwer
des is e fuchs:-)
eijo…wie e depp
weses
geed so …war schwer geje denne
looool
loooooooooool
a a
kenns me du?
dann ich a
eim jetzte 50-er hu
ne gut so
hopp
nix kadd
hab jetzt e daaam unn e viera
haus haus
scheisse
gewinn noch
ty
jetzt
nh

ha
me: lol

GC

vendetta
nh

me: ul sorry
me: u had a gh
don’t be

y u slow rollin ****

what you call
* * * * so player
f u c k * * ckk

unb.

u again !
i love playing you !
pocket 8’s ???
?
getting aggressive now eh ?
two can play that game b1tch
not so aggressive now ****er!
i beat u every time haha
easy
nice all in !
gg

monster call
vn

sick

lol
lol

nice bet
nh

gg

very lucky

zzzzzzzzz+

66

AA
brave boy
so pathetic man

thanks

nc

40

are u sleeping
you take too damn long

nh

zzzz

wow

strange reaises
hahaha

ja geh rein ich such dich gleich
ok
me: gl
me: gl
gl
me: gl
s
ja hab grad sehr viel verloren
war fast schon vorbei
guck zu schatz

nice call

gl and Gb
me: gl
me: gl
me: gl
me: gl
im gay and play crazy, sorry
aa
not the meeting
10-10
my card have went away
theyre back
got me
gg

NICE

99

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

i know no english
me: gl
wow

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

yessssssssss

=)

eeeeeeee
eeee
wer you come from


lol


;

me: lol

du grand pocker stars

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

GREAT BET STUPID
GREAT BET

50 50

^^

aa
all in need to go

why raise when u cn see it for free
ofcaourse

‘we kill people by mistake’
america’s foreign minister
bombarbment

lol nh

nice check

nc

aggressive sob ok

thank you
yw
yw

NH
NICE CALL

man your slow

unreal

me: gl
vergogna

nh

lol

ihi
z10 hope to get u after this
cmonnnn
nh
vnh

call
chicken bluffer

only

you like that

;)
puss move
nh

77
next time
k 10
u keep tryin thta move

THATS RIGHT
lol
schhmmmmuuuuck
lol
u suck so bad doode
whata d ouche u cal with a j
lmao
unbelievable
uhhhohhh

sorry dude

9
n1
3 A?
have a straght i have a set

nh

where from
lol

gg

nh

OL

gg

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
moi je montre
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
clochard

hahah
luckbox
so sick of losing to someone that isnt as good as me at this game
lol
nothing but a luckbox

lol
nh
ha ha ha
thats a joke

zzzzzzzzzz
keep it comin
lol
thought i had you ha ha

jokerstars

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh u got no ballz

gg

wow nh

gg

nh

nh

then why u keep playin me??

sry
ouch

gg

??
nh
h

zzzzzzzzzzz

ancora tu???

nh

alles klar
verarsche hoch zehn
föld
sag ich doch

smart boy

gotta love it
i was down to 100 chips in this headsup
then this happened when i had 100 chips
pray for this kid

3 thoughts on “Talking to Nobody: Conversations with a Poker Bot

  1. These conversations are pretty genius. I never thought about it in this way. But it also opens up a whole new world of possibilities.

    n1, gl :)

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